A true story.
Joining the first dog obedience class, I notice that one lone fellow laughs and smiles when I talk about my dog Danny.
He was a little schlumpy, but I suspended judgment.
Me, in split-second dream world:
And then it was his turn to speak...
So. He didn't 'like' me. He was just friendly.
Schlumpy as he is, dude has someone. AND he's gay.